…that He gave His only-begotten Son so that whoever believes in Him might not perish but have everlasting pasta.
Below is my addition to the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism canon. I call it “Water Into Sauce.”
Flying Spaghetti Monster so loved the world…
OK, I'm a believer! Where do I sign up?
"I've been touched by his noodly appendage!" Yeah, baby!
When I get to heaven, I'm gonna have me a big Spaghetti-o halo!!!! Screw Francesco Rinaldi, I'm a Boy-ar-dee man now!!!!