If I Were CartoonistMan…

…my arch-nemeses would be:

The Crybaby

Powers – Deafening whine

Weakness – Unable to look forward

Battle Cry – “There’s used to be so many great markets…”

The Know-It-All

Powers – Giant inflatable head

Weakness – Krypto-new-idea

Battle Cry – “I’ve been in this business 40 years…”

The Inquirer

Powers – Assumes competition wants to help

Weakness – Unable to dial phone and/or use Google

Battle Cry – “Who’s the editor there and what does it pay?”