“Star Wars – Clone Wars, Vol. 1” – Review

Clone Wars

I’m a big nerd.

I don’t want to be excited about Star Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Sith, I really don’t. Lucas’ last two movies have dulled what was a bright spot of my childhood.

So why am I watching the old movies (yes, even Episodes I & II), reading Labyrinth of Evil and playing Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Somehow excitement about Star Wars stuff is just hard-wired into me, no matter how much Jar Jar you throw in.

Thankfully, Genndy Tartakovsky and crew have given me a new hope (pun intended) with the beautifully conceived Clone Wars, Vol. 1.

Airing originally on Cartoon Network and bridging Episodes II & III, Tartakovsky’s animated shorts have the goods. Twenty episodes follow Anakin, Obi-Wan and a host of other Jedi as they wage the long awaited Clone Wars.

There’s plenty to keep Star Wars aficionados happy. Memorable quotes include a few “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” and a nice homage to Vader with Anakin commenting “I have you now” with an enemy in his ship’s sites. I’d have loved to have seen a nice stormtrooper head bumping, but what are you gonna do.

The episodes that impressed me most included the Kit Fisto underwater battle (this makes Aquaman look like a punk), the Mace Windu sequence (although I could have done without the doe-eyed anime child onlooker), and the hissing lightsaber duel in the rain between Anakin and Asajj Ventress.

George, buddy, take a cue from Clone Wars! Less political wrangling about separatists and more cool stuff like this that made Star Wars great in the first place.

(BTW, check out the latest episodes on Cartoon Network and at StarWars.com. You get to see C3PO showing off his new plating. Work it, Threepio! Work it!)

Check it out!

P.S. This is sort of out of left field, but it’s so funny I couldn’t help but include it.

This is an actual product available at StarWars.com. Behold! The Darth Vader sprinkler!

Darth Vader Sprinkler

And I love the copy that goes with it:

Let the Dark Side defend your lawn from the ravages of summer heat or cool you off on a hot day with this Darth Vader sprinkler! Standing 10″ tall, this great new Vader sprinkler spins around with water spraying action, wielding his lightsaber in a furious battle to save your lawn! Let Darth Vader be the center of your backyard universe today with this very cool garden accessory.

If this weren’t $18.99, it’d be priceless!

All Things Acme

All Things Acme

Ran across this fun little site that lists every Acme product used in the classic Warner Brothers cartoons!

Here’s just the “A”‘s:

Adding Machine-“Cheese Chasers”-Jones/1951

Air Drop-“Bedevilled Rabbit”-McKimson/1957

All-Purpose Farm Implement-“Weasel Stop”-McKimson/1956

Animal Delivery Service-“Rabbit Romeo”-McKimson/1957

Anti Nightmare Machine-“Drafty Isn’t It?”-Jones/1957

Anvil-“Gee Whiz-z-z”-Jones/1956

Anvils-“Cat-Tails For Two”-McKimson/1953

Artificial Rock (Have Fun Be Popular Be A Rock!)-“Sheep Ahoy”-Jones/1954

Aspirin-“Beep Beep”-Jones/1952

Atom Re-Arranger-“Maritan Through Georgia”-Jones & Levitow/1962

Axle Grease (guaranteed slippery)-“Zip N Snort”-Jones/1961

Check it out, won’t you?

Green Ham, No Eggs

Last night I watched the Porky Pig cartoon with the two leprechauns…

Wearing of the Grin

Not the greatest of the classic Looney Tunes, but not bad.

After doing some looking around on Google about it I found some interesting stuff, but this Dell comic (#426, Sept/Oct 1952) cover caught my eye instead and it was too much fun not to include today.

Scalawag Leprechaun

Sure and here’s hopin’ ya have ye a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

“Looney Tunes – Stranger Than Fiction” – Review

Stranger Than Fiction, Lamer Than the Originals...

Released online, then to DVD for a quick profit in early 2004, this collection of Flash-animated Looney Tunes doesn’t necessarily disappoint, but it’s not very good either.

I’ll give them credit for trying to advance the characters into the modern world. There’s plenty of timely parody and pop-culture ‘in’ jokes, but the writing and performance just doesn’t have that sparkle and dead-on timing that we’ve come to revere in the Looney Tunes of old.

The DVD starts out with seven episodes of Daffy hosting “Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained” in which he runs a-fowl of everything from Sasquatch to Shakespeare’s ghost.

These are a nice fit for Daffy and do have some funny moments. I liked the subtle rubber glove donning of Marvin the Martian in “Who Wants to Be a Martian-Aire”, and I could swear that Yosemite Sam is doing a Fat Bastard impression in “Loch Ness Mess.”

But for every decent laugh, there are at least three heavy-handed jokes, flat performances, or nonsensical plot turns that just leave you sort of depressed.

“Twick or Tweety” stands alone and stars Tweety, Sylvester and Witch Hazel in a parody of numerous horror flicks. It’s pretty lame, but I enjoyed watching it just to hear June Foray again. One thing that really bothered me in this episode was Tweety remarking upon having his feathers shaken into the cauldron, “it’s a living.” Were the writers watching a Flintstones marathon that day or something?! Yeesh!

Next comes a series of “Royal Mallard” episodes revolving around a posh building that acts as a background for supposed zaniness. These range from barely serviceable to downright poor; the one bright point being the Escher staircase pizza delivery in “Gone in 30 Minutes”.

There’s a really sad Foghorn/Dog window washing exchange, Bugs and Daffy making it difficult for Elmer to file his efficiency report (no, seriously), and a disturbing one in which Porky calls on Pepe Le Pew’s escort service. (OK, computer dating. But ‘escort service’ is funnier.)

Other shorts include “Island of Dr. Moron”, “Tech Suppork” (which actually made my wife laugh twice), “Satellite Sam” and a couple of seemingly untitled shorts.

The disc wraps things up with the “Planet of the Taz” trilogy in which Duck Dodgers and Porky work their way through the old Planet of the Apes films. Again, there’s one or two funny moments (love the Soylent Green reference), but these largely disappoint.

All in all the animation is better than average for Flash, and while obviously not as lovely as the classic Looney Tunes, works well enough.

But I honestly could have tolerated terrible artwork/animation if the writing was at least decent. To paraphrase Jerry Maguire, show me the funny.

(Quick joke – What did Renee Zellweger say to Bill Cosby? “You had me at Jell-O.”)

Still, I’d prefer more of these pale imitations of the classics to the current Loonatics re-imagining debacle-to-be.

Can I recommend Stranger Than Fiction? No. But if you’re curious and you run across a copy at the library or something, it might be a way to waste ten minutes or so.

Warner Brothers Pimping Classic Cartoons Again

What's Up, Sailor?

I have to agree with Amid at Cartoon Brew; at first I was upset about Warner Brothers’ plans to “reimagine” Bugs Bunny and friends, but they’ve been whored out so often in the past, it’s hard to muster even mild indignity any more.
Scott Simon also makes a good point – maybe if the brain trust at WB put a little more into imagining instead of reimagining, they could come up with some great new stuff.

Bugs and the gang just deserve better than this.

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