I love Christmas, and I love Spider-Man. So when I saw this Spider-Man’s Christmas coloring book on eBay, I knew I had to get it and share it.
Written by Suzanne Weyn, drawn by Jim Mooney & John Tartaglione, and printed in 1984, this wonderfully weird Christmas coloring book lets you color scenes like Peter Parker walking…

Peter Parker at work…

and Peter Parker shopping.

But then things start to get interesting as Peter gets his foot stepped on…

gets knocked down by an old lady…

and gets the holiday blues.

OK, we’re already 10 pages in, not much has happened, and we’ve ignored the fact that Peter’s Spidey-Sense would have totally negated the toe stomp and the cab grab, but don’t worry – Aunt May to the rescue!

And things start to heat up. Or do they?

Turns out that landlord is also conveniently Spider-Man’s arch enemy!

Now, 14 pages into this 32-page coloring book we finally get some Spider-Man.

I don’t want to ruin the rest of the story for you, but it includes Aunt May apparently sprinting and beating Spider-Man to the Green Goblin’s apartment…

an army of Goblin elf robots…

and Spider-Man giving the Goblin the ol’ Gwen Stacy treatment.

Wanna see how it ends? Feel free to download a free PDF of the entire Spider-Man’s Christmas coloring book and get coloring!