In an effort to keep these more readable, from now on I’m just going to be spotlighting one email per entry. But enough meta, let’s get down to some mail!
Do you have an affiliate program? How many orders do you fill each month? What is the most popular subject area? What trends or cycles present themselves through the year? How large is your in-house staff?
That’s the entire email. No “Hi there!” No “I have a few questions if you don’t mind…” Just, gimme gimme gimme. And some rather private info to boot.
But, since I’m such a super duper guy, here’s your answers:
No. None of your business. I’m not telling you. Sod off. My wife, kids, two cats, a dog and numerous dust bunnies.